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Topic: New Orleans Times

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald, Walt Disney, Marie Antoinette

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite great leader(s):

Charles Talleyrand

Favorite composer(s):

Chopin

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Vampire costume

Favorite sport(s):

American Football

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Listens to:

Louis Armstrong, Jazz

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Becoming a goth

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite political figure(s):

Charles Talleyrand

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet, Tango

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New Orleans native Earl Palmer may be the most recorded drummer of all time.
An old time New Orleans rock n' roll song about all the good times and fun one can have at Mardi Gras.
He is currently working on a novel about a photographer in New Orleans who spends a lot of time in the brass band clubs.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Born in New Orleans in 1909 , he became one of the greatest and most prolific blues men of all time.
Take the time on your next visit to New Orleans to enjoy the beautiful and peaceful surroundings of this nature preserve.
New Orleans Times-Picayune " (A) poignant story about friendship.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

New Orleans Web Design may change these terms and conditions at any time without notice.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

New Orleans own, Neville Brothers (Bless you) extended themselves at this lowest of times.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Christmas is a special time in New Orleans as we welcome the crew members of all ships in port to our Worldwide Christmas Parties.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The New Orleans Times-Picayune ran a commendable series of articles on Cancer Alley and the underlying issue of environmental racism.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

It was done at a time of a bust in New Orleans and problems with their manager Lenny Hart.
We had the time to stay in New Orleans and make up sounds and pay close attention to every song.

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