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Topic: News Record

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  New Products    US News  
  Good News    New York Times  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Geneology
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Swimming
Dream job(s):DJ
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jesse Owens,  Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Favorite destination(s):New York
Listens to:Everclear,  Punk,  Techno
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Good news is that our records show that we sent out diabetes info packs to 700 diabetics in 2002.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

New records of high speed and altitude flight in a piloted aircraft were established.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

New records may be submitted through another web interface or by e-mail following a prescribed format.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

New York records the serial number of all lasers and requires licensed operators, transferring a laser in NY above class II to another citizen of NY without reregistering the unit is an offense.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The New Testament records the fact that certain forms of the public ministry were in use in apostolic times.
John Fielding,
CEO

New records were set for manufacturing shipments, exports and consumer spending and Manitoba's economic growth outpaced the national economy in 1996, 1997 and 1998.
These were new quarterly records for earnings per share and net income.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

New records are added to the database when they are available, not just when a new version of the software is produced, or when the disk version of the Cochrane Library is released.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The new computers will allow faster access to patient records and reduce the frustration level of the folks in these two departments.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New West Records debut release showcases virtuoso writing and playing.
The new duo is signed with Columbia records Nashville and are looking hard for this new record that is being produced by Joe Scaife for Columbia.
Silber Records is now accepting submissions for a series of 21st century composer compilations designed to help new music be heard.
 
 
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