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Topic: New Year's Resolutions

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  Resolution    New Year's Eve  
  Happy New Year    New Year's Day  
  New Year 2003    New Year's Eve Party  
  Chinese New Year    New Year's Eve Party  
  New Year Celebration    New Year's Eve Celebration  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Kofi Annan,  Yasser Arafat
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:People,  PC World,  Fine Woodworking
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite computer game(s):Quake
Favorite movie(s):Dead Poets Society
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Baghdad
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Breaking new year resolutions are so easy :) I like the PHP site's bubble popups.
John Fielding,
CEO

Your New Year resolutions among others will contain some bold decisions to implement major new initiatives in your professional front.
New year resolutions: get an accountant, put up rates to most skinflint clients, drink less, sleep more.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

New year's resolutions: So what resolutions are required to maintain public trust in higher education and publicly funded research?
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

My New Year's resolutions will be to live more in the moment, be conscious of others' feelings and be thankful for all my blessings.
Pagan New Year's Resolutions - How to make your annual lists, according to the various traditions within Wicca.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Do your New Year's resolutions include deepening your relationship with God or learning to eat foods you enjoy in moderation?
New Years resolutions: worthwhile modifier of personal behavior, or fruitless way to set yourself up for failure?
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Generally New Year resolutions raise guilty memories of resolutions solemnly made and then shamefully abandoned.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

My new year's resolutions are to finish the update, add some links for parts suppliers, and add to the history page.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

New Year’s Resolutions can range from anything from quitting smoking to cutting back on our TV viewing.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Is one of your New Year resolutions to do something special in regards to personal spiritual growth, like maybe reading the bible?
 
 
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