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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Albert Einstein
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Interest(s):Science,  Biology,  Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Albert Einstein,  Richard Dawkins
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

New Zealand scientists have found a link between calcium supplements and improved cholesterol balance.
Scientists from the State University of New York say that new studies have revealed that hormones in semen may help to ease depression in females.
John Fielding,
CEO

Our scientists are constantly innovating or seeking new technologies and methodologies by which to improve our services to you and your organization.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Scientists have recreated typical Indonesian climatic conditions in a New Zealand laboratory as part of a major environmental project in Irian Jaya.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

That is the theme underscoring the excitement shared by scientists analyzing new data relayed from the Mars Odyssey spacecraft as it orbits the Red Planet.
Scientists at the European Space Agency have developed a new camera that is poised to revolutionise the way astronomers observe the Universe.
Lab scientists say they are simply old warheads encased in new missiles.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

A new class of antidepressant drugs may be on the horizon as scientists develop a better understanding of the hormonal link between stress and depression.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Today scientists are discovering new substances on computer by applying the laws of quantum mechanics to predict the properties of materials before they synthesize them.
Fermilab scientists are studying the collisions of protons and antiprotons in an effort to identify new particles that are produced as a result of the collisions.
Three scientists who have discovered new ways to study galaxies and stars have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Some scientists at Dorevitch have voted in the ballot to accept the variation to the agreement which will insert the new training and supervision allowances.
 
 
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