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Topic: New York Stock

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Bad point(s):Greedy
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Playboy magazine,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Stocks staged a furious rally on July 24, following news that the House of Representatives had reached agreement on a corporate reform bill.
NEW YORK Stocks rallied today after the Independence Day holiday brought no terror attacks as feared.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A new regulation is introduced by Council, setting out new rules for conservation of cod and hake stocks in EU fishing waters which are subject to severe depletion.
John Fielding,
CEO

Also to educate new investors about trading penny stocks and explain different trading strategies such as stock option plays and keep you informed on the latest stock market news.
NEW YORK Stocks fell Tuesday after Citigroup said quarterly profit sank and Charles Schwab reported a loss.
Stocks to Watch Every day before the US market opening you can find a new list of potentially bullish and bearish stocks and the current trading portfolio for our trading strategies.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

LighTruck stocks a complete line of new and remanufactured light truck and 4x4 truck transfer cases.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The news windows can be linked to certain other windows of the trading system and provide the functionality to dynamically change the linked news window content to reflect the currently selected stocks.
OptiStock News is a free e-mail newsletter published specifically for people who are interested in investing in optical and vision care stocks.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The new AmSouth Enhanced Market Fund utilizes a computer model to select stocks from the S and P 500.
There are special situations in many stocks such as Zenith Electronics due to the new alliance announced the other day that strengthens their position in the HDTV area.
New Zealand Print Warehouse stocks all NZ fine art prints and posters in print including everything that pictures Auckland.
 
 
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