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Topic: New book Stupid

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Weirdness
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Beastie Boys,  B2K,  Radiohead
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The good news is that rather more people are ignorant than stupid, which means there's hope.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The news of his search sparked a renewed interest in stupidity; several people were even quoted as saying that they wanted to be the ones to discover the most stupid action.
A new study by the government found that stupid people don't do as well on intelligence tests as their smarter brothers.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Stupid Stuff News Shows Pictures Merchandise Contact Stupid Stuff Fun Stuff Links MP3's Stupid Stuff is a zine that Matt does.
Includes stupid news, pointless statistics and weird band names.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

News servers are stupid, and seem to be constitutionally incapable of counting.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Stupid Arena is starting to take off in a big way, it has its own server, and today it is mentioned in PlanetQuake news.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Stupid studio shots are interlaced with news footage of the actual event to help lower production cost of his funny old movie.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Enough stupid puns, Newsweek Interactive will allegedly be the first fully multimedia interactive news magazine available online.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I was stupid and 17 and new to computers when I did this.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

He said that the good news about smallpox is that as far as they know only two people have it one being the US which is the only one that has the vaccine so it would be stupid to unleash it on the world.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My new prosthetic right ear just came in the mail but I just can't seem to open the stupid package.
 
 
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