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Topic: Tech News

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  Slashdot,  Game Spot
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer,  PDA
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):CEO
Favorite computer game(s):Half-Life
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn,  Writing in their secret blog
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The tech world has been abuzz lately with news of the latest mother of all security flaws found in all versions of Windows XP.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Those bold folks that had bought one of the new techs often had to tow them to another city when they broke and then wait days or weeks to have them repaired.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Net is an amazing network of sites ranging from the latest tech news to the latest software downloads.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

New high tech firms in new industries are subject to complex dynamic processes in a turbulent environment.
The High Tech Maui quarterly newsletter provides the latest high technology news from Maui.
Tech news has become an even more-crowded marketplace due to the proliferation of Web sites and e-mail services, such as those from Venture Wire and SoCalTech.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Many new techs quickly tire of working evenings and Saturdays and go on a quest to find a new job with "better" hours.
Arthur Dawkins,

News Ranks Bioengineering Program Tied for Sixth Georgia Tech's Bioengineering/ Biomedical Program was tied for sixth in the annual ranking of graduate schools by U.
Georgia Tech's new program in Aquatic Chemical Signaling invites recent Ph.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Invest-Tech's business and financial planning software has been developed for use on personal computers by new and experienced users in businesses of all types and sizes.
For every new Techs of the web customer that was introduced to Techs of the web through a customer's website, our client receives a credited discount!
RHCT provides performance based certification for Linux techs who are competent to set up new Linux systems and attach these to a production network.
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