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In the News - 25 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: New World

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Most admires:

Edmund Hillary, Che Guevara

Personality:

Brave

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Dream job(s):

President of the United States

Favorite explorer(s):

Christopher Columbus, Leif Ericson, Vasco de Gama

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Watching Sport on TV

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Favorite sport(s):

Rugby

Favorite destination(s):

Australia, New York

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

News and World Report ranked the school 45th in the nation overall and 27th among art programs in public university.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

News & World Report ranks schools based on up to 16 weighted indicators of academic excellence.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

News and technical articles about happenings in the Java programming language world.

John Fielding,
CEO

The world's most competitive management teams are responding to the pressure to create value by embracing new metrics and new models for managing their companies.
New ranking list of the 30 top retailers who achieve 10 per cent of the world's retail turnover.
New Horizons can start you on your journey to a higher income by giving you the training needed to get certification from some of the world's largest software developers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Select a world news provider by clicking on a link from the list below.
WORLD PDR NEWS IS CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED-PLEASE call or email with any News reports for 2002!
Go News is a monthly Newsletter bringing you quality travel product and information from around the World.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A new Ames Lab spectrometer will have the world's highest resolution to measure the energy and angle of photoemitted electrons.
Genomics is developing new techniques to satisfy the world's ever expanding demand for genetic information.
News and World Report article on evolutionary computation and genetic programming.

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