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Topic: New York Yankees

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bernito Mussolini

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Favorite animal(s):

Tiger, Tiger

Favorite movie(s):

Gone with the Wind

Favorite sport(s):

Baseball, American Football, Hockey

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Listens to:

Bon Jovi

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Joe DiMaggio (baseball), Babe Ruth (baseball)

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

New York Yankees - Announced a four-year affiliation agreement with Trenton of the Eastern League.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

New York Yankees - Announced C Alberto Castillo cleared waivers and accepted an assignment to Columbus of the International League.
New York Yankees - Declined to tender contracts to RHP Christian Parker and OF Shane Spencer.
New York Yankees - Purchased the contract of INF Alex Arias from Columbus of the IL.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner scuffles with disgruntled fans in hotel elevator.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

This is the new style New York Yankees authentic baseball jacket worn by the players.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

New York Yankees - Claimed RHP Seth Etherton off waivers from Cincinnati and assigned him to Norwich of the Eastern League.
New York Yankees clinch American League East baseball pennant.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

New York Yankees - Agreed to terms with 3B Robin Ventura on a one-year contract.
New York Yankees - Agreed to terms with 3B Todd Zeile on a one-year contract.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

New York Yankees - Announced RHP Orlando Hernandez dropped his appeal and will begin serving a five-game suspension.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

New York Yankees star Reggie Jackson shot at during parking lot dispute, suspect Angel Viera is arrested.

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