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Topic: New Year

Related:
  New Year's Eve    Happy New Year  
  New York    New Year's Day  
  New Year 2003    New Year's Eve Party  
  First Year    New Zealand  
  New Year's Resolutions    One year  
  New Products    US News  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Personality:Spoilt brat
Currently has on their coffee table:People
Education:College
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite computer game(s):Quake
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite movie(s):North by Northwest
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Australia
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Thanksgiving,  Autumn
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This new company focused on reconnecting the many exciting resources and technologies that had never given up on the Amiga during the years of uncertainty.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It was New Years Eve, breathing the frozen air which stings my nose and throat, I walked by moonlight through the winter forest.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Trainees are new members who are training to become Rescue Members, a process that takes from one to two years to complete.
New public service workers set to work an extra five years to qualify for their pension.
John Fielding,
CEO

New qualifying assets have to be acquired within 12 months preceding or in three years following the disposal of the old asset.
Kappler is taking 26 years of product and technology innovation and applying it to a new business plan for 2002.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

On New Years Eve, relax and enjoy a magnificent gourmet dinner in our beautiful oak panelled dining room.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

SOLSTIS are a new 5 piece melodic Indie guitar band from Bournemouth who have been playing together for 2 years.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

She is about 20 years old and I new her when she spent a year travelling Australia.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

New lease available for a term of 3 years or multiples of 3 years on an effectively full repairing and insuring basis.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The new SPED teacher is just moving down to elementary from spending the last 10 years in a high school classroom.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This is the first new species of whale or dolphin to be discovered in 11 years and the first new species of mammal to be recognised from DNA alone.
 
 
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