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Topic: Nobody

Related:
  Nobody knows    But nobody knows  
  Nobody's Angel    Nobody Wants To Be Lonely  
  Nobody Beats the Wiz  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is in nobody's best interests for Optometrists with illnesses to go undiagnosed and untreated.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Nobody's really getting hurt -- they're just pretending to suffer from that flying drop kick.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

There are 2 N unlocked cards, and you have goods that could lock some down, but nobody's threatening to lock those cards for other demands.
It is nobody's business who owns guns, cars, TVs, computers, or anything else.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Nobody's mood improved, so we soon found ourselves back home in our driveway and that's when Mom called up Petco and asked for our book club leader.
When you go into a bathroom and it stinks like nobody's business do you walk out and announce that the smell coming from there was NOT you or do you proudly walk away claiming that rank odor as your own?
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nobody's ever seen a hydrogen atom, but everybody knows it has an electron shell having certain characteristics and a nucleus consisting in the simplest instance of one proton.
As proof, nobody's keeping him from posting his FAQs, *even though by his own definition of how this imaginary Cabal behaves *they would not be allowed.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Nobody's Children Foundation is a leading NGO in Poland, which has been working in the field of child abuse since 1991.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Even if nobody's ahead of them, people tend to think that if traffic in an adjacent lane is slow, there must be a reason to slow down.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Geldof is nobody's puppet and, coming from the Irish Republic, will already have seen the damage the euro has done there.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Nobody's going to do things to my brother because he's a boy like the things you want to do to girls.
 
 
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