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Topic: Norton

Related:
  Norton Anti Virus    Edward Norton  
  Norton Internet    Norton AntiVirus 2002  
  Norton AntiVirus 2003    Symantec Norton  
  Norton Anti Virus    Norton Internet Security  
  Norton Personal Firewall    Norton Utilities  
  Norton System    Norton Ghost  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Anna Kournikova,  Jennifer Lopez
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Favorite food(s):KFC
Interest(s):Computers
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Norton's practice also includes providing confidential matrimonial assistance to our clients when needed.
John Fielding,
CEO

Oglebay Norton's acquisitions of Michigan Limestone and Global Stone Portage have created significant opportunities to leverage the company's logistics operations and expand its customer base and product offerings in the Great Lakes region.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Nortons AV will catch anything else when you download the email through your e-mail client.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Norton Internet Security combines the antivirus program with a firewall, ad blocking and parental control.
Antivirus software giants Norton have studied how the bacterial payload is transmitted and have proposed a number of safety measures.
Norton AntiVirus 2003 will automatically delete Worms and Trojan horses without interrupting user’s work.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The Nortons were able to salvage Elizabeth's scooter and spent an hour calming her during the height of the drama, as well as providing some cash for the mother and daughter to help them through until family arrived.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We recommend either Norton Antivirus or McAfee Virus Scan because these software companies provide monthly updates of virus definitions allowing you to protect your computer for a very long time for a minimal charge.
When you buy Norton AntiVirus software from Symantec Store you know that you are providing the protection that your computer and files deserve.
McAfee or Norton Antivirus) and ensure that your virus scanner is updated with the latest virus definitions.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Norton's practice also extends to significant criminal matters and "white collar" offenses.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The DET provides Norton Antivirus and VET for schools and VET for home use for DET staff.
 
 
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