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Topic: Novartis Pharmaceuticals

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  Pharmaceutical    Novartis  
  Pharmaceutical companies    Pharmaceutical Industry  
  Pharmaceutical drugs    Biotechnology and Pharmaceutical  
  Pharmaceutical Sales    Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers  
  Pharmaceutical Marketing    Pharmaceutical Sales Job  
  Career in Pharmaceutical    Pharmaceutical Sales Representative  

 
 
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Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  New Scientist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Drug dealer,  Nurse
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Chemistry
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Wasting money,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation neither warrants nor represents that your use of materials displayed on the Site will not infringe rights of third parties not owned by or affiliated with Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation.
Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation Internet sites contain information on its worldwide products and services, not all of which are available in every location.
Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation does not sell or rent personally identifiable information to third parties for their marketing use.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Novartis pharmaceuticals use RackSaver clusters for drug research and discovery.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Novartis Pharmaceuticals Corporation manufactures Elidel, the first steroid-free prescription cream for mild to moderate eczema in patients as young as 2 years old.
 
 
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