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Topic: Romance Novel

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Most admires:

Michael Jackson

Dream job(s):

Spy

Favorite author(s):

Graham Greene, Jane Austen, Jules Verne

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies, Writing stories

Favorite book(s):

"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
"The Firm" by John Grisham
"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Willis, Clark Gable

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo, North by Northwest, Silence of the Lambs

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Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree

Favorite quote(s):

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Although romance novels were forbidden in her home, she usually took one from her twin sister's secret stash.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Romance novels are still boring, and I just finished playing around with my royalty-free cliparts and a crappy graphics program.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Romance novels are womens' pornography.

John Fielding,
CEO

Romance novels account for over 55% of all mass market paperbacks published in the United States, for a total of nearly $1 billion in sales annually.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The novels and romances of William Godwin.
Romance Novels with Louise Bradshaw Hot Ministers Ransom of the Reverend.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Science Fiction Romance is the blending of the romance and science fiction genres, covering the spectrum from straight science fiction / fantasy novels with romantic subplots to works where the romance is the main subplot or complication.
Books Free Romance Novels Book Clubs Poetry Online Reads Learn To Write Romance Authors Publishers A fine meal is a sure way to set the mood for romance.
Have two romance novels written but am rewriting them into Inspirational Romances after being influenced by writers like you and Dee Henderson!

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Angie
2005-02-23 21:53:00

I have a few books by Nora Roberts, but am unsure if I have all the books to each set. I have The MacGregors, Three Sisters Island Trilogy, The Stanislaski Sisters, The Stanislaski Brothers, Irish Hearts, The Irish Trilogy. Please help.

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