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Topic: Right now

  Now that    Now here  
  Now I'd like    Human Rights  
  Right to Know    Right click  
  Right Thing    Now they  
  Right of Way    10 Now  
  Right to Life    Now or Never  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys,  98 Degrees
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Right now, I'm five feet nine inches tall and weigh 260 pounds.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I'm right now in the need for some people that can write short tutorials or other information like good VB sites, API calls and how to use them, etc.
Right now I'm using addressbook from which is a reasonable ASCII database and Tcl/Tk front-end for editing the database.
Right now defaults don't work, all the controls initially come up empty the first time the template is selected.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Right now we don't get enough visitors to justify ads and frankly I'd like to see us do this with just the donations and sponsorships.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Right now I'm considering a broken toy Christmas tree music box and a broken pair of cheap headphones.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Right now I'm working on playing two against three,twos in the left foot and threes in the right, should be kinda fun.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Right now I don't have any systems that meet the recommended hardware requirements.
Craig Leveaux,

And right now I'm working on How the Grinch Stole Christmas for Ron Howard, starring Jim Carrey!
Josh Hogan,

Right now I'm at the USAF Academy preparing to be commissioned as an officer in the Air Force in 2002.
Jordan Jones,

Now if I'm right and the Dj booth is not sound proofed, then you should be hit with a shit load of sounds most of which will be coming from the main dance floor.
Right now, I'm barely hanging on with all the attention I'm getting, so I can't imagine what she's going through.
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