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Topic: NT

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

HTR files are scripts that Windows NT users can employ to change passwords, and that administrators can use to perform a variety of password administration functions.
Email on Windows NT Use Alternate NT Mail Connection is used when your NT server is having trouble sending the email with the default email code in the QuikStore script.
Microsoft wanted Windows NT to be the next generation workstation operating system that would replace UNIX for Engineering and Scientific applications, and for servers and networking applications too.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Windows-NT machine hosting the SSTL loader software is co-located with the breadboard and is interconnected with both asynchronous serial and can busses.
Windows NT and Unix Server ShutDown options to support up to eight servers with integrated and co-existing UPS services.
BISYS� Windows NT-based imaging platform is technologically superior and is supported by an unmatched array of proven support services and programs.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows NT has a one megabyte driver that can be used on an Intel PC to load the operating system off any supported SCSI adapter.
I am running windows NT service pack 5 on a pentium s motherboard.
A Windows NT Server cannot share disk space with Macintosh computers unless the volume is in NTFS format.

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