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Topic: NT Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

All NT servers come with the very latest ODBC drivers for DSN-less connections to popular databases such as Microsoft Access databases.
Additional systems are being developed on Windows NT based IIS servers using ColdFusion to drive databases on the Internet.
The server uses both the standard UNIX authentication and Windows NT schema for validating user credentials.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

NT servers and Frontpage enabled servers are available at extra cost of 50 per year.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Full NT applications are available through the Citrix ICA client for Solaris and a Windows NT Terminal Server running Citrix Metaframe.
The NTS Server is an embedded network telephony appliance, and all application software runs on network connected Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.
Your websites are hosted on high speed Windows NT or Linux Servers running 100 Mbps with OC3 Backbone with top of the line uptime of 99.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Internet Information Server is a web service that can be installed with Windows NT or as an add on component included in the Windows NT Option Pack.
NT Server is the version of NT that should be installed on the server, and NT Workstation is the version that should be installed on the client computers.
A Windows NT Server cannot share disk space with Macintosh computers unless the volume is in NTFS format.

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