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Topic: Windows NT

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Windows NT and 2000 require administrator privileges the first time you host a meeting.
WINDOWS NT Airlines - Everyone marches out on the runway, says the password in unison and forms the outline of a plane.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows NT authentication can also be used if the deployment platform is a Windows NT server.
Windows NT protocol stacks such as TCP/IP are implemented as kernel mode transport drivers.
Windows utility to analyze Macintosh files signatures stored in Macintosh volumes index on Windows NT 4.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Windows-NT machine hosting the SSTL loader software is co-located with the breadboard and is interconnected with both asynchronous serial and can busses.
Windows NT Domain Planning Providing consultancy to help organisations plan and implement the correct Windows NT Domain model.
Windows NT software application for acquiring, archiving, retrieving and transmission of digitized radiographic images.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows NT has a one megabyte driver that can be used on an Intel PC to load the operating system off any supported SCSI adapter.
Windows NT requires specific BIOS versions of Adaptec SCSI controllers to run.
Windows NT and 2000 I use NT workstation at work and Windows 2000 Pro at home - I've not had any problems fastpushing VNC on to machines with the script.

User Talk

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