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Topic: Nudist smooth

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oscar Wilde

Appearance:

Sophisticated, Butt Ugly

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol, Rembrandt, Pablo Picasso

Favorite author(s):

Virginia Woolf

Favorite era(s):

1990s, 1930s, 1940s

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Favorite animal(s):

Mouse

Favorite great thinker(s):

Samuel Morse

Interest(s):

Photography

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite philosopher(s):

Immanuel Kant

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being nude in public

Favorite quote(s):

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"I'd rather have thirty minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special"

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

The nudest nudist resource about smooth naturism and naturists all over the world.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

• Nagel's second volume of photos features portraits of nudists who prefer the aesthetic of smooth, hairless pubes.
Nagel's second volume of photos features portraits of nudists who prefer the aesthetic of smooth, hairless pubes.

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