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Topic: Nursing

Related:
  Nursing Home    Nursing Home Care  
  Degree in Nursing    College of Nursing  
  Nursing Education    Journal of Nursing  
  Nursing Program    School of Nursing  
  Nursing Students    Nursing Jobs  
  Nursing Baby    Nursing Profession  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Interest(s):Business,  Psychology,  English
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Nursing keeps me close to the patients unlike doctors who never get a chance to spend much time with the people they care for.
John Fielding,
CEO

Nursing home owners say liability insurance and health care costs are spiraling out of control because of multimillion dollar lawsuits filed by greedy lawyers.
Nursing care is administered primarily by registered nurses working in conjunction with the professional services of a social worker; registered dietician and music therapist.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Nursing services are provided using agreed Hospital and Departmental Policies and Procedures and relevant Professional Standards and Guidelines such as the Australian Confederation of Operating Room Nurses (ACORN) Standards, Guidelines and Policy Statements.
Legislation impacting on nursing in rural and remote areas Concerns about legislation which affects the practice of nursing in rural and remote areas have been identified by nurses from these areas as a substantial problem.
Skilled Nursing Facility means a Medicare certified facility that provides inpatient Skilled Nursing Care, rehabilitation services or other related health services.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The nursing process is introduced as the modality through which critical thinking skills are applied in the delivery of care.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

A School of Nursing was built adjacent to the hospital in 1921 to meet the growing demand for professionally trained nurses.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nursing practice is studied using functional health patterns within the context of the contemporary health care delivery system.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Good nursing homes are out there, and we hope you find one in the beginning, so that your loved one will receive attentive care around the clock and never the mistreatment that so many other nursing home residents suffer.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

MiCASSA is a way to make an existing mandate for nursing homes and virtual mandate for institutions for mentally retarded persons responsive to the needs and desires of the consumers of these services.
Many Miami nursing homes were concerned about the impact of the welfare reform law on their Medicaid residents who are legal aliens.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Sharon
2004-11-24 12:13:59
Where can I find information about Nurse Practitioner guidelines on writing orders? Must all fo my orders be in the from of a verbal order from the MD?
From:
Cheryl Jackson
2005-02-24 07:27:10
I'm looking for nurses who have cronic health problems that would be interested in answering come questions for a artical I am co-authoring e-mail me at cjajrnpeds@hotmail.com no names just information. Thanks Cheryl Jackson Nursing Educator
From:

2005-03-17 08:45:25
I am a nursing second semester Junior nursing student and was presented with a 15 year old girl who came into the ER for having a psychotic episode. Her behavior about two weeks ago was very bizarre, but now that she is stabilized with Seroquel and Depakote she is fine. Could it be possible that this was a one time episode? Thank you for your help.
From:
Raquel
2005-08-20 13:00:48
how do I apply for reciprocity for the state of texas, I am a registered nurse and wish to relocate there soon from illinois.
From:

2005-09-01 11:18:05
When I start college, what are the classes I need to start out in for nursing?
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