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Topic: Nuts

Related:
  Nuts and Bolts    Pine Nuts  
  Macadamia Nut    Nut Tree  
  Cashew Nuts    Brazil nuts  
  Mixed Nuts    Nut Cracker  
  Pistachio Nut    Soy Nuts  
  Hickory Nut    Lug Nuts  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Laurel & Hardy,  Steve Martin,  Tom Green
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Wacky
Intelligence:Stupid
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite TV show(s):The Craft,  MASH
Favorite food(s):Candy,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Bird
Favorite movie(s):Happy Gilmore
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving
Favorite drink(s):Rum
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

I am nuts about girls who wear sexy silky bikini panties.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Nuts and seeds are higher in fat and calories and are a good snack.
The nuts are low in calories and contain the lowest amount of fat from any other nut.
The nuts are the only food to also contain significant amounts of palmitoleic acid, another monounsaturated fatty acid.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Fresh green nuts from Africa and the islands off southern India are shipped to precessing plants in Western India.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

There are also street venders selling nuts and refugees from what was once Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union selling the strange toys made from flour and balloons or offering to write your name on a grain of rice for a few euro.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Pine nuts in amounts up to 25 pounds per person per day my be collected for noncommercial use.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Squirrels gather nuts from pecan and hickory trees.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

These nuts will release the unit but first the mechanism that attaches the master to the clutch pedal mechanism must be disconnected.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It was nuts to see the riders throw themselves into the air and over the table during the big air contest or seeing the rooster tails as the two wheeled jockeys ripped it up down the half-pipe against the clock on the speed run.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Nuts and Bolts is an integrated suite of utilities for Windows 95/98.
RB nuts are precision machined with "V" threads for optimal mounting flexibility.
 
 
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