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Topic: Oak Ridge

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times

Favorite era(s):

Jurassic times

Favorite TV show(s):

Jackass, The Civil War

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Interest(s):

Real estate, Biology, Geneology

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Hunting, Racquetball

Listens to:

Elvis Presley, Three 6 Mafia, Bluegrass

Favorite philosopher(s):

Rousseau

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Oak Ridges moraine conservation plan and legislation provides "for continued development within existing urban settlement areas and recognizing rural settlements.
STORM was a member of the technical working committee from 1991 to 1994 and I myself chaired the Oak Ridges moraine citizens advisory committee.
MNR made a significant contribution and played a key role in the development of the provincial strategy for the protection of the Oak Ridges Moraine by providing vital geographic and technical information.

John Fielding,
CEO

Oak Ridge National Laboratory is committed to achieving its strategic business objectives by capitalizing on the diversity in our workforce.
This includes the creation of a conservation strategy, acquiring and conserving strategic lands, and partnering with the Oak Ridges Trail Association to continue the development of a trail along the Moraine.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Nestled amid the fragrant evergreens and rolling hills of the Oak Ridges Moraine in the Township of Uxbridge, Lakeridge Resort offers a magical setting for your special day.
The ridges are covered with native brush( cedar, live oak, and scrub brush) that provides excellent cover for wildlife.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Stately oaks, golden grasslands, historic images of ranchers and grazing cattle are found along the ridges and valleys of Marin.
The rolling hills of the Oak Ridges Moraine are King's most prominent geographical features, with forests, and world-class horse and dairy farms.
Although smaller than its larger cousin (the Oak Ridges Moraine), the Trafalgar Moraine is a significant landform, measuring 20 kilometres in length and roughly 4 kilometres in width.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

If you own land on the Moraine Consider donating the land or a portion of it to the Oak Ridges Moraine Land Trust - either as a charitable gift or as a bequest.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Oak Ridge's defense limited the Admirals to only 72 yards rushing and another 88 through the air.

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