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Topic: Obesity Surgery

Related:
  Surgery    Obesity  
  Plastic Surgery    Eye Surgery  
  Heart Surgery    Cosmetic Surgery  
  Laser Surgery    Reconstructive Surgery  
  Knee Surgery    Oral Surgery  
  Breast Surgery    Cataract Surgery  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Themselves
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Hair,  Eyes
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Likes to wear:Vampire costume
Dream job(s):Nurse
Ultimate fantasy(s):Becoming a goth,  Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Surgery for morbid obesity is the only method that has resulted in long-term maintenance of weight loss and the reduction of the comorbid diseases that are associated with morbid obesity.
Gastric Bypass Surgery is an effective weight loss and weight control method for clinically severe (morbid) obesity.
Sleep apnea patients with morbid obesity may find bariatric surgery the optimum treatment for this deadly sleep disorder.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Known as bariatric surgery or surgical treatment of obesity, it is coordinated by scientific organizations constituted and supported by scientific publications.
 
 
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