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Topic: Ocean View

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment, Ikea bedroom, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the beach

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Interest(s):

Real estate, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Horseriding, Bushwalking, Surfing

Likes to wear:

Nothing, Hawaiian shirts

Favorite destination(s):

California

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Ocean views and poolside fun await you for yor vacation in paradise from a two bedroom two bath.
Awesome ocean views await you for yor vacation in paradise from a two bedroom two bath.
Awesome ocean views await you for yor vacation in paradise from a one bedroom one bath oceanfront.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Ocean Views These 2-storey houses are built to a very high standard keeping the most discerning tastes in mind.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Ocean views and charm await you at this 75 year character home perched on the hillside overlooking scenic Mill Bay.
Enjoy ocean views from the dining room, cozy living room and enormous master suite with a gourmet kitchen.
Fabulous ocean views Enjoy overlooking the eagle perch tree and the sunset over beautiful Fishing Bay as you relax on your deck.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The ocean views are spectacular and the tropical vegetation is lush.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Ocean views here are superb and La Nina is wreaking her own havoc on local weather and beach conditions.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Enjoy ocean views from every dining table and outside patio dining on our two decks.
With ocean views available, our guests enjoy a beautiful scenery including our beautiful landscaped pool area.
Fabulous ocean views from this upgraded two bedroom two bath ocean front condo.

User Talk

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