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Topic: Ocho Rios

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment, Yacht

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite royal(s):

Haile Selassie

Favorite sport(s):

Tennis, Scuba diving, Golf

Favorite movie(s):

12 Angry Men

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica, South America

Listens to:

Bob Marley

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling), Steffi Graff (tennis)

Favorite drink(s):

Rum

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Joining the WWF

Membership(s):

Mensa

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Ocho Rios was the hub city from which the team went into six cities including Ocho Rios and nine churches.
This was done in conjunction with the Optimist Club of Ocho Rios, who undertook to refurbish a set of rooms at the Ocho Rios Health Center for the PAC.
Sandals Ocho Rios Resort & Golf Club is a true Garden of Eden nestled between the mountains and the Caribbean Sea.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

You hung out watching the Dolphin Discovery in Ochos Rios our week and my wife and I had you sign your album the last night and sing a Hawaiian song for us.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Ocho Rios, like every other resort on the island, has its fair share of trips to take.

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