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Topic: Sex Offender Registry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Favorite possession(s):

Mace

Appearance:

Intimidating

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, Prison Guard, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Judge Judy

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn, Spamming

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The registry is updated regularly and contains all informtion that the Utah Deparment of Corrections is required to release concerning registered sex offenders in the State of Utah.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Cyrilla said she is interested in the news that the Supreme Court justices are going to study the type of sex-offender registries in the 20 states that have them.
About the state registries: at this time, most states have enacted laws that allow the public to find out who the registered sex offenders are in their area.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You can link there by going to the nationwide registries area of this site and clicking on New York State and going to the NYS Sex Offender Registry link.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Hyperlinks to sex offender registries and department of corrections Web sites have been added to IDS Online � another powerful tool for helping ensure the safety of children.

Mark Harris,
Priest

See if they are listed in sex-offender registries.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Establish a Registry of Sex Offenders that will include the names and locations of all convicted sex offenders.
Sex Offender registries - Online lists of convicted sex offenders.
Campaign for State Sex Offender Registries on the Internet : Many visitors are upset that their state isn't among the states listed in our National Sex Offender Registry.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Flo 2005-04-15 08:21:40	I want a list of sex offenders in Gloversville, N Y zip code 12078
From: me 2005-04-29 02:32:17	I want a list of sex offenders in a military community zip code 09175
From: me 2005-06-04 20:12:02	list of sex offenders in the 12508 area

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