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Topic: Texas Sex Offender

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Mistress, Mace

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Religion(s):

Satanic

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, Prison Guard, Priest

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Judge Judy

Favorite destination(s):

Singapore

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn, Spamming

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Amnesty International

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Driving too fast, Swearing

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

To aid you in answering that question, Action America provides this link to the official Texas Department of Public Safety Sex Offenders Database.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Is a youth adjudicated delinquent in another state for a sex offense required to register in Texas as a sex offender?
Information on registered sex offenders residing within a city should be directed to the police department of that city or to the Texas Department of Public Safety.
The registered sex offenders data only covers sexual offenders in Texas and can be searched by name, city or ZIP code.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Lovelady, Texas 2005-04-11 14:39:25
From: Lovelady, Texas 2005-04-11 14:40:47	Would like the names of sex offenders in the Lovelady area.
From: Lovelady,Texas 75851 2005-04-11 14:43:54	Sex offenders in this area
From: 2005-07-16 13:55:23	list of priests convicted
From: jo 2005-07-16 13:56:23	list of priests convicted in Texas ie Dennis Peterson, sen,
From: 2005-09-04 13:12:41	I need to know why someone is in prison in lovelady texas

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