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Topic: Sexual Offenders

Related:
  Sexual Orientation    Sexual Harassment  
  Sexual relationships    Sexual Behavior  
  Sexual Abuse    Sexual Assault  
  Sexual Health    Offenders  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Favorite possession(s):Mistress,  Mace
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Religion(s):Satanic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Prison Guard,  Priest
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Judge Judy
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn,  Spamming
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Driving too fast,  Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Only the male sexual offenders get that kind of counseling.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

All condemned sexual offenders have to participate in a introduction course in order to motivate them to undergo therapeutic treatment.
Sexual offenders often discover that the strict boundaries of SA are helpful for their recovery.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Experts in sexual disorders say that the high percentage of priests with multiple victims suggests that the church was dealing with a cohort of offenders who were not easily stopped.
These sexual offenders are sick and their actions are reprehensible, but we cannot start down a dangerous path of reactionary punishment that serves no purpose.
It was found that the offenders in Cases 1, 3 and 6 were the most deviant sexual offenders in this study.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

All offenders imprisoned for sexual and violent offences and released under the supervision of the Probation Service are subject to information sharing between police and probation officers.
Sexual assaults perpetrated by juvenile offenders are typically identical to offenses committed by adults with respect to choice of victim and pattern of assault.
Offenders who have committed a specified sexual or violent offence and have been assessed as dangerous would get one of two new sentences for dangerous offenders, or a discretionary life sentence.
 
 
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