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Topic: Young Offenders

Related:
  Young Life    Young Man  
  Offenders  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Religion(s):Satanic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Prison Guard,  Priest
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Judge Judy
Favorite destination(s):Singapore
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn,  Spamming
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Driving too fast,  Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Since the boys were young offenders I had to remember not to name them or allude to their identities.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Repentant young offenders facing a lifetime of payments for a single mistake might find charitablesponsors to shoulder part of their debt.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Young People Minister says first meeting considered problem of persistent offenders.
Young offenders can be committed to care against their wishes if in great need of care.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Most young offenders aged between 10 and 17 who are convicted by the courts for the first time and plead guilty will be given a referral order.
Groups of young teenage settler girls have become repeat offenders in broad daylight against innocent civilians in Hebron.
Young offenders will have been shouted at, had allowances or privileges revoked or faced silent treatment.
 
 
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