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Topic: United States Patent and Trademark Office

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The Onion

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter

Most admires:

Thomas Edison, Alexander Bell, King Gillette

Intelligence:

Genius

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Tax Collector, Social worker

Favorite era(s):

1800s, 1700s

Favorite book(s):

"Dianetics" by L Ron Hubbard

Favorite great thinker(s):

Samuel Morse, Alfred Nobel

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Law

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Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The United States Patent and Trademark Office's annual Performance and Accountability Report is now available.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office registered the trademark on May 22, 2001.
Ferguson is also admitted to practice as a Patent Attorney by the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Additional Office Actions by the United States Patent and Trademark Office and Amendments by Applicant may occur.
Patent and Trademark Office licensed patent attorneys are permitted to practice patent law and represent clients throughout the United States.
A United States patent is obtained by filing a patent application with the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) in Washington D.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) reviews applications for and issues patents and trademark registrations.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office offers several types of patent protection to inventors.
United States Patent and Trademark Office - Forms, instructions, and search capability, too.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

United States Patent and Trademark Office - online key word searching of the full text for patents dating back to 1976.
Use United States Patent and Trademark Office Home Page and do some research and see what you come up with.

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