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Topic: US Post Office

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter, Credit card

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting, Coloring in

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirts

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions, Spamming, Sending greeting cards

Membership(s):

Trade union, National Rifle Association

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A US Post Office audit has been scheduled for September 26th.
The US Post Office issued a stamp in June 1997.
There is a general store and US Post Office as well as a community hall that serves as the meeting place for the area.

John Fielding,
CEO

PayPal Most Post Offices or local banking institutions will convert your currency for US Dollars.
The US Post Office postmark determines the remittance date.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We may also utilize the US post office which offers fast and reliable service via priority mail.
Purchases are shipped in US Post Office Priority Mail boxes, padded envelops or boxes bearing only our return address.
Post Offices will be shipped via priority mail or via first class mail through the U.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Post Office delivers your cartridge to the largest inkjet cartridge recycling center in the US.
Post Office Boxes: Shipping is a us shipping Post Office Boxes auto home and post ups mail.
US Post Office Boxes or APO/FPO address.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

A military post office that serves the operating forces of the US Navy and Marine Corps.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: valerie emerson 2004-11-10 11:08:15	who do and how do I , contact some one reqarding the possibility of the US post office, waiveing the shiping fee, for gift boxes to american soldiers, for christmas surving in the in Iraqie war? Id like to submit this possibilty to the right people.
From: valerie emerson 2004-11-10 11:09:14	who do and how do I , contact some one reqarding the possibility of the US post office, waiveing the shiping fee, for gift boxes to american soldiers, for christmas surving in the in Iraqie war? Id like to submit this possibilty to the right people. sleeplesnmich@centurytel.net
From: Kathryn Ouellette 2004-12-09 19:36:40	I put in a complaint a couple of years ago and all it has gotten me is an angery post man.When this man is off and someone else does his route,my mail is always together(not at the wrong address)All my adds are on time and thats my biggest complaint, with christmas around the corner. I just got a card from Toys R Us it states on the cover,Postmaster;Please deliver in home December 1-3. The privet sale was Saturday& Sunday December 4th&5th, today is December 9th. Another sale I missed!!!! This is all the time I depend on these sales. I missed out on an add from my car dealer last year it came a week late. Companys pay to have adds delivered on time! how can I get results on my conplaint with out going through my post office? (Did that and have payed very dearly for it ever since!)

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