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Topic: UK Post Office

Related:
  UK    Post  
  Office    Post Office Box  
  US Post Office    United States Post Office  
  Location Sepulga Post Office    Post Office Jobs  
  UK Home Office    UK post code  
  Canada Post Offices    U S POST OFFICE  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Democrat
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Tax Collector,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Interest(s):Travelling,  English
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Britain
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The Post Office would be left handling the expensive unprofitable part of the UK’s postal services and, ultimately, would be in danger of being financially unable to provide a universal service.
Without immediate financial assistance, many more post offices in Wales and throughout the UK will have closed before 2003.
Throughout most of the 1990s approximately 200 UK post offices per year have closed.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

"UKvisas" is a joint Home Office and Foreign and Commonwealth Office Unit which runs the UK's visa service through British diplomatic posts overseas.
Neither PostEurop, the UK Post Office nor the Communication Workers’ Union believe that a reduction to 50g is a sufficiently gradual and controlled liberalisation.
Travellers from the UK are also advised to complete an E111 form from the Post Office to ensure reciprocal medical cover where possible.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Post Office announces that it will jointly bid with Camelot for the next UK lottery licence.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you prefer not to send a cheque or postal order through the post, payment can be made at any UK Post Office or LloydsTSB Bank.
It would cost about £90 million to set up a Your Guide service in 15,000 post offices across the UK.
STAYING IN TOUCH : Stamps can be bought from the larger hotels and shops, as well as post offices, and for postcards to the UK they cost 8.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

QPS Franking Machines UK are Franking and Mailing suppliers of post office approved franking machine manufacturers in the UK.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We fear this will mean more post office closures with severe social and financial consequences for many individuals and communities throughout the UK.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
SHOKAT MASTER
2005-09-01 17:01:03
I LIVE IN THE UK PLEASE COULD YOU HELP ME I WANT TO MANAGE A POST OFFICE OR IF YOU CAN GUIDE ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION REGARDING INTERIM POST OFFICES LONG OR SHORT TERM CONTRACTS WHEN THE POST OFFICE SUSPENDS A POST MASTER THEY NEED SOMEONE TO RUN THERE OFFICES I HAVE VAST EXPERIENCE IN THIS BUISNESS PLEASE COULD YOU HELP ME.
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