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Topic: Social Security office

Related:
  Social    Security  
  Office    Social Security Number  
  Social Security benefits    Social Security Administration  
  Social Security Disability    Social Security card  
  Social Security tax    Social Security Reform  
  Social Security system    Social Security Act  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent,  Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Socialist,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Bus Driver,  Lawyer
Education:None
Interest(s):Law
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Getting a divorce
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The Social Security Administration office in Anderson has contacted the program looking for those interested in employment opportunities with the SSA.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Social Security Offices will be closed on Monday 21st April 2003 and Tuesday 22nd April 2003.
Social Security Offices will be closed on Monday 17th March 2003.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Social Security Administration field offices and State Medicaid agencies are deemed ineligible.
Social Security Administration Offices The Social Security Administration has created a toll free number to more efficiently service consumer needs.
Social Security Administration offices across the country take applications for Medicare and provide general information about the program.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Call the Social Security office toll free at 1-800-772-1213 for more information or visit its website at ssa.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A social security representative can help you decide which option would be best for you; call their office at 1 800 772 1213.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Veda Forte`
2005-03-14 11:01:34
I need information about applying for medicare for my business, for reinbursment, please advise
From:
judy bahne
2005-07-07 10:38:05
i am living in n.y. at the present time. if i move to another state' how will it effect my check?
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