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Topic: Small Office

Related:
  Small    Office  
  Small Business    Office Building  
  Home Office    Small Town  
  Government Printing Office    Post Office  
  Box Office    Office is open  
  Law Offices    House Small  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment,  Windows computer,  Ikea bedroom
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  CEO,  Banker
Interest(s):Computers,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):New York
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Is in charge of a major unit of operation or several small offices engaged in routine clerical functions; establishes work priorities.
Consumer Advocate Offices These offices can play an important role in representing small customers before public utility commissions and policymaking venues.
We are a membership organisation governed by a Board elected by members and served by a small team of staff based at our offices in Birmingham.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The best part was that the head offices were shown in a street in central Warsaw and the agencies in small towns of Poland at the time occupied by the Soviets.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Most post offices and banks around the world sell money orders in US dollars for a small charge.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

For small to medium businesses that want to connect their offices to the Internet, DSL provides a dedicated connection at a fraction of previously available solutions such as T1 lines.
DSL solution is perfect for small offices that require high-speed internet access at speeds up to 3 Mbps downstream and up to 700K upstream.
Cable solution is perfect for small offices or residences requiring that require high-speed internet access at speeds up to 3 Mbps downstream and up to 700K upstream.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For small offices and single users, inkjet printers provide high quality printing at an affordable price.
Philips SOHO line for small offices and home offices offers the best possible value for money for home users and cost conscious business users.
EC25 is a desktop appliance intended for small installations and branch offices that can support 3-5 access points in a typical network configuration.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is not clear what the policy of the Postal System is toward elimination of small post offices, or whether a consolidation would hasten a movement in that direction.
 
 
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