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Topic: Office Supply Store

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner, Power tools, Typewriter

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Shopping, Stamp collecting

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Nike

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards, eBay Auctions

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

OyezStraker stores stock a wide range of office supplies and specialist legal products, and certain branches also stock legal forms.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Stationery Stores provides a convenient outlet for all manner of office supplies to University of Saskatchewan departmental offices.
Office supply orders will be delivered directly to your department by Central Stores personnel.
The funds were used to finance the acquisition of the Office Center chain of six Polish office supply stores from DIVACO of Germany.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Office supply and Wal-Mart type stores often have entire buckets of these large chalks for about $3.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Most office supply stores have 4x6 tractor feed post cards.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most office supply stores sell this cartridge for less than the manufacturers' suggested retail price of $31.
Many office supply stores sell a kit of this type designed specifically for cleaning LCD screens.
Office Supply Stores, Hardware stores, Home supply stores and other vanilla stores have items that can be used as clamps.

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