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Topic: Official

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  Official Harry Potter    Official Christina Aguilera Site  
  Official Shania Twain Centre Web Site    Official Harry Potter site  
  Official Code of Georgia    Official US Time  
  Lord of the Rings Official Movie Site    Lord of the Rings Official  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  George W Bush,  Saddam Hussein
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Interest(s):Business,  Politics,  Law
Politics:Republican,  Democrat
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Lacrosse
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  President of the United States,  Tax Collector
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

DOT officials have increased enforcement and are conducting numerous audits of motor carriers in the Maryland area.
Commission officials are arguing that the incorporation of OSPAR’s cessation objective for hazardous substances in the WFD finally makes the objective legally binding and enforceable.
Officials at all Levels and from every member of Ringette Canada shall be eligible for the benefits of the National Officials Certification Programs.
John Fielding,
CEO

NLRB officials told us that administrative offset could be particularly helpful to NLRB in its efforts to recover funds owed by smaller companies and companies that are being liquidated or shutting down their operations.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Monetary officials were forced to withdraw the lira from the European monetary system in September 1992 when it came under extreme pressure in currency markets.
Tell officials that these planned demolitions and settlement expansions are escalations of violence and violations of international law.
Officials said they would soon be transferred to a camp set up at the Ikeja police college to house thousands of people displaced by the deadly explosions last week.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Intel officials have been cagey about answering the question of what comes next with the Pentium III.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Officials at McAllen Medical Center said a man and a woman were treated for bee stings and other minor injuries and released.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Navy officials say Baccus was removed only because his duties at the base were consolidated with those of a commander who outranked him.
School officials are not to be required to conduct formal hearings prior to corporal punishment.
County officials reported that the removal of obstructions from roadways to enable response by emergency vehicles had been completed except for a short stretch along Camp Gifford Road.
 
 
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