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Topic: OHV recreation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

SUV, Bicycle, Motorcycle

Politics:

Green

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling, Bushwalking, Orienteering

Likes to wear:

Nothing, Ski gear

Favorite destination(s):

California

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Most Representatives agreed that OHV recreation has been unfairly targeted for land closures, not only in California, but nationwide.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Utah Board of Parks and Recreation awards these grants at their fall meeting based on the recommendations of the OHV Advisory Council and the Division of Parks and Recreation.
Create more OHV parks, thus reducing the numbers of people utilizing the riparian areas for OHV recreation, and still leave a public resource open to the public.
The Arizona OHV Program is dedicated to enhancing and preserving motorized recreation opportunities in our state.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Snowmobiling - OHV/Green Sticker- funded trails are plentiful throughout the Los Padres National Forest and California's Hungry Valley State Vehicular Recreation Area near Gorman.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

OHV�s / Motorized scooters prohibited - The Laguna Seca Recreation Area and Toro Park are Monterey County parks and subject to the California Vehicle Code.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The OHV community believes, with reams of evidence, that, if the money is not spent on litigation to stop the trend of closures, there will be no recreation on public lands for future generations.
The OHV recreation groups managed to win some concessions during their involvement with the negotiated settlement.

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