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Topic: Old

Related:
  Old World    Old House  
  Old Town    Old Age  
  Old Testament    Old Friends  
  Old Books    Old School  
  Old Man    Old people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Typewriter
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Politics:Apathetic
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Owning their own trailer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Foundation Modern Apprenticeships are for 16 to 18 year olds and Advanced Modern Apprenticeships are to be completed by the participant's 25th birthday.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I have a three year old little girl who was diagnosed last year with Type 1 diabetes.
Recently, I was surprised when the Pediatrician told me that my 4 year old's cholesterol level was over 200 and that it could be a problem.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Robert Stevens is a 31 year old writer and researcher who makes a special study of ghostly tales and has produced half a dozen slim volumes and gives numberless talks on the subject.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

An old-fashioned wiring system that has been replaced by fuses and circuit breakers.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

It is a 104-year-old civic organization whose members are proud of their ancestors who fought and died for a cause they believed in.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was observing in our 4-Year Old Pre-Kindergarten class as the teacher was talking to her students about the hermit crab that had just come to live in their aquarium.
My 3 year old niece likes to think she is scared of bugs but you wouldn't ever know it because she always goes up to them makes sure it dead then starts screaming her head off.
Electra is a young 1 year old female Torti cat who was found as a stray caring for her 8 week old kittens.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Note, the Old Testament Law and the New Testament gospel both held that we are to love the Lord with all our heart and love our neighbor as we love ourselves.
This is the Old Testament Holiness Code, where male homosexual intercourse appears to be explicitly prohibited.
The Old Testament asserts that a father god made nature and that differentiation into objects and gender was after the fact oh his maleness.
 
 
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