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Topic: Old people

Related:
  Old    People  
  People find    PEOPLE GROUPS  
  People First    Business people  
  Old Man    Old House  
  Old Age    People working  
  Old Testament    Old Friends  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

It was the peoples of these areas who in the second millennium were driven to produce forms of writing simpler than the old logo-syllabic systems.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Old people suicide will only become a serious problem to such an extent that a comprehensive policy for the elderly should be implemented speedily.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The Old Testament claims that people's reasoning abilities are highly unreliable and deceptive.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The old Roman city must not have been worth inhabiting for rural peoples?
It was inspired by the native peoples who were here to greet my ancestors when they got off the ship from the old country.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

People young and old need to realize that words and criticism does hurt and can tear a person down.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Old people are sometimes afraid that youngsters judge them for having allowed things (like the kids being taken away ) to go on.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The old Cavendish Laboratory in Free School Lane is associated in most peoples minds with physicists like Ernest Rutherford and J.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Old people used to think the programs were real and used to think that the people on TV could see us like we could see them.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Old Testament sacrifices and the Passover were cultic practices, not something instituted by God for the purpose of preparing the people for the coming of Christ and the once and for all sacrifice for the forgiveness of sins.
The reason that people were not baptized in the Old Testament is because baptism for the remission of sins is part of the New Testament.
The Old Testament scriptures were written in order to transition a heathen idol worshiping Pagan people to the worship of the One True Spiritual God.
 
 
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