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Topic: Old Song

Related:
  Music Songs    Song  
  Love Songs    Old House  
  Old Town    Old Age  
  Old    Old Testament  
  Old Friends    Old Man  
  Old people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite era(s):1980s
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Favorite composer(s):Rachmaninoff
Favorite movie(s):West Side Story
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Folk,  Bob Dylan,  Billy Gilman
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

His songs are quoted by peasants and scholars, shaikhs and diplomats, the old and the young.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

It is likely that Saxo borrowed from Heathen songs as we find Latin paraphrases of Old Norse poems in parts of his text.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The concert was a success Leon sang songs mostly from his new EP and footage of his old singing contest was shown.
Those old Dick Clark caravan shows where fifty bands would come on and each band would play three songs one after another.
Their old time blend of songs with the guitar and fiddle instrumentation clearly defines what traditional music should be.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The old Appalachian folks songs often tell of loved ones and family and express moral values of the way our ancestors lived.
The old songs are learnt almost phonetically until adolescence brings the harsh beauty and reality of savage days gone by.
Old Wicked Songs was nominated for the Pulitzer Prize.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

How many songs have whiny voiced 13 year old girls getting gunned down by their father?
Love songs are sung tenderly over what sound like old Atari sound effects.
The songs is a reasonable little jigg and should do well on old Radio2, but I don't think they are going to be big.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The songs are simple because they are chapters of the old story of the mortal man that sings of his fear of death, death of his family, death of his own.
 
 
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