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Topic: Old Testament

Related:
  New Testament    Old House  
  Books of the Old Testament    Old Town  
  Old Age    Testament  
  Old    Old Friends  
  Old School    Old Man  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus,  Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Religion(s):Mormon,  Christian - Evangelical,  Jewish
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Martin Luther
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Russell recommends many of the foods which the folks in the Old and New Testaments ate.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Explores the truths and myths of the Bible through retellings of popular stories of the Old and New Testaments, and a review of the historical events happening at the time.
The natural question arises: where the events of Old and New Testaments were geographically located in reality?
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Research into the old and new testaments show an abundance of astrological symbolism and lore.
It pervades Old and New Testaments, and harmonizes Jewish and Christian predictions.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The vast majority were second and third rate officers that were walking testaments to the corruption of the old Russian military bureaucracy.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Both the Old and New Testaments teach individual self-defense, even if it means taking the assailant's life in certain circumstances.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Bible history lessons from the New and Old Testaments are the focus of the lessons in preschool through 6th grade.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Many years elapsed between the writing of the Old and New Testaments which allowed time for much expansion of human consciousness.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The author regards the canonical Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments in all their words and thoughts to be the inerrant Word of God, given by inspiration of the Holy Spirit.
We believe in the Scripture of the Old and New Testaments as verbally inspired by God, and inerrant and infallible in the original writings, and that they are the only supreme and final authority in faith and life.
This church accepts the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments as the inspired Word of God and as the authoritative basis for its doctrines to which this church holds.
 
 
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