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Topic: One year

Related:
  One other    All In One  
  One    New Year  
  First Year    One way  
  Number One    One I know  
  Back One    One free  
  One Love    One Step  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate,  College,  Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Business,  English
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

One was Ananda, the closest constant companion and disciple of the Buddha for 25 years.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

One of the biggest changes to integrated security systems in the last two years has been the rapid integration of biometric technology.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

One-year warranty is an option ReCellular offers for an additional fee and must be purchased at time of order and stated on the original invoice.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

One of the great strengths of the Simplicity product line over the years has been the large number of attachments available.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

One of the greatest wonders of our world is the diversity of life produced through billions of years of biological evolution.
One of the fields that has gotten the attention of the media in recent years has been the use of stem cells to treat a variety of diseases and conditions.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

This is one of the hottest most hardcore porno's we have seen for years!
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

One major consequence of the deregulation of recent years has been a shift of power from national states to transnational corporations.
John Fielding,
CEO

Twenty-one years investment experience with privately held emerging growth companies.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Each one is ACTUALLY AUTOGRAPHED by Mark McGwire and his autographs are scarce and are sure to be coveted by collectors for years to come.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

One day about 2 years ago we went to steak house and the steak did not want to be in my pouch.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Zoe is 8 years old and is one of our youngest students who competes in local shows.
 
 
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