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Topic: UNIX operating system

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This class is for users of Linux, Unix or BSD operating systems to provide beginning system administration skills for the popular NetBSD operating system.
We have found Unix based operating systems such as Solaris and Linux, in combination with Oracle to work very will with the J2EE environment.
An alternative version is intended for installation as a user file system under the Linux operating system and by doing so can be made nearly transparent to a UNIX programmer.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SCO operating systems offer the performance, scalability and confidence of UNIX and the flexibility and reliability of Linux.
Familiarity with UNIX operating systems and navigating through file system hierarchies.
What UNIX operating systems are supported for STK?

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Operating Systems - Win 2000, XP, NT, Linux UNIX - all aspects from administration of desktops to full server management.
Linux is a Unix-based operating system designed to run on machines using the Intel X86 series of processors.
LINUX is a full featured UNIX operating system for PCs that is available as public domain open systems software.

User Talk

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