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Topic: Windows operating system

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Operating windows are work-practice limitations that can backup continuous monitoring system results during repairs and calibration.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows programming differs from DOS programming in that the Windows operating system handles all interaction between your program and system resources.
COM is an important part of the Windows operating systems and delivers a base technology to dynamically couple server components to client applications.
Windows operating systems including file operations, software installation and graphical user interface operations.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows 2000 is a mature operating system, which thousands of businesses rely on for mission-critical web applications.
Windows Media is the only audio format that uses a codec which is Operating System biased.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows XP operating system; this will run on Pentium and above PCs and provides a robust mechanism for file and printer sharing with a workgroup email and diary function.
Windows NT is a portable operating system that runs on RISC CPU chips like the DEC Alpha or the PowerPC.
Windows XP Professional operating system and NTNMR spectrometer control software preloaded and customized to the specific configuration.

User Talk

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