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Topic: Ophra Winfrey

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Nostradamus, Carl Jung

Personality:

Spiritual

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Religion(s):

New Age

Favorite artist(s):

Harry Houdini

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite TV show(s):

Pokemon

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Interest(s):

Numerology, Astrology

Favorite movie(s):

Doctor Zhivago

Favorite sport(s):

Fishing

Starsign:

Pisces, Aquarius, Scorpio

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Turning into a vampire

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Membership(s):

Skeptics

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Saw Ophra Winfrey on TV two days after the Ophra dream, and then remembered that they give psychic dreams.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

As if to push the point home, Rod made what has to be the most embarrassing television appearance of his career on the Ophra Winfrey Show.

User Talk

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