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Topic: Talk show host Oprah Winfrey

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Oprah Winfrey,  Ricky Martin,  Howard Stern
Currently has on their coffee table:Soap Opera Digest,  TV Guide,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Movie star
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  Judge Judy,  Live! With Regis and Kelly
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite actor(s):Calista Flockhart
Listens to:98 Degrees,  Christina Aguilera,  Madonna
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Favorite quote(s):"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
 Expert Talk
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For a talk-show host, Oprah Winfrey isn't always so keen on free speech.
John Fielding,

Oprah Winfrey uses her "Hidden Wealth Asset" to become the #1 daytime talk show host and launch a publishing empire.
David Rosenberg,

Producers for Oprah Winfrey, the superstar talk-show host, have also expressed interest, though they have not scheduled an appearance.
Talk show host Oprah Winfrey made a surprise visit to the City of Natchitoches on Friday, Oct.
Oprah Winfrey talk-show host, Kosciusko.
Jordan Jones,

Talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, says it ain't so.
In Amarillo, cattlemen are suing television superstar Oprah Winfrey for allegedly libeling beef on her talk show in the spring of 1996.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2005-03-06 23:54:02
how can i get my teacher on oprah's show?
2005-03-06 23:56:00
Thank u whom ever u are
Becky Lambert
2005-04-26 18:55:50
Oprah, Hold on! I really hope you get to see this email, because I am not asking anything for me,I am asking if you would consider coming to Kemp, Texas for a relaxing time and invite Jaime Fox, because I am only 23 miles from where is grandmother lived. I do live on the lake and it is secluded (Gosh!Don't both of you deserve it). I am white and a single parent of 3, but both of you have this angelic form that just surronds you. I think that I have it too. Didn't ask for it but I am so glad and proud that I could have a wonderful gift as both of you.
Aj Valderez
2005-05-02 03:06:15
Dear Oprah, i need a little help not for me but for my mom. My mom has been looking for her dad for the past thirty three years. I have tried looking on the internet for him but it just isn't working out for me. And me and my brouther and sister were wondering if you could help us find him for her for mother's day. When ever you get to read this would you please emaol me back at and tell me if there is anything that you could do for us. We would really apprciate it if you would help us. And if you could get back to us before mother's day that would really be a great mother's dday gift. thanks alot. And again the email address is
2005-05-19 12:12:25
hi oprah just wanted to let you know i think you are so pretty. well anyways my mom has spur on both feet and no doctors will help her she's had it for a couple of years already. my question is do u know of any doctors that will help her or can you help her in anyway i would be so happy if u can. i dont think its fair for her because im 20 and i have a baby he is going to be one years old september 21 05 and she is not going to be able to play with him or anything like most grandparents are. my mother took care of my brother and i since we were small and she cant work because of the spur on her feet so her husband is working two jobs supporting her and himself and my overgrown 22yr old brother because my brother cant keep a job because the cops are always after him for childsupport knowing he is paying but they still pick him up. from my understanding one of the kids is his and the other one they never got a dna test to prove its his kid so everyone is sitting here wondering if that is his kid or not and that would be amazing is you would help out my mother and my brother with finding out if it is his kid and if so he needs to get a job but the cops keep coming after him if you can help thanx. much love, valerie rosenthal
Bill Flippo
2005-05-28 18:49:40
Hi opera long time fan first time talking I am a single dad of two wonderful sweet girls ages 1 and 3 and going thru a hard divorce with the kids mom who is now preggo and unemployed i have residentual custody for the time being and am looking for any help you might have. The tables have completely turned on this one with her being the typical male and me being the typical female I have had my two lilttle girls for the pastyear with no help from the mother and just got a letter for a lawsuit that i believe is after she got servered with the divorce papers you can reach me at
2005-05-31 18:30:51
Dear Opra I have been strugling for ten years trying to pay off my bills. I know your an animal lover and I know how much your animals mean to you. Here is my quest. My cat Mollie had cancer and I tryed to help her. I had a lung removed and then Cemo. She lived for two years after the removal but she cost me a pretty hefty pocket book. I spent over 50thousand dollars on her hoping she would live awhile. Now shes gone and I just can not seem to get rid of the debt. I try and try but it's a lost cause. I closed the accounts hoping that would help but every time I pay it goes to interest. Nobody wants to give me a loan with a low interest rate because they feel I could not pay it back. If my husband found out about this he would kill me or lets just say that would be the end of my marraige because he hates my cats. I work every day but my boss if there is nothing to do he sends me home. Now I need a foot operation and I suffer everyday with pain and I just can not be out of work because I would not have money to keep paying these bills. Could you give me advise or help me somehow. I am a good harded person and I 'd pay you back with low interest if you could help me some how. Thank you for listening
2005-06-03 00:14:29
Dear Opera my name is Davion Washington and I stay in Hammond,IN.Iam 19 and I went to High School but signed out to go to job corp.I had got my GED/trade in business but really don't know where to find a job..Iam basically writing you because iam trying to make it big in Dancing,I just don't know where to start.Iam real good in dancing and everybody think iam good but I still think I need to work more harder on practicing.My dream is I just want to dance on a video on BET one day.I'll do any thing it take for me to make thats positive.How I see it is it alot of people who have talent but sometimes they never get a chance to shine.All I just want to do is dance on a video oneday.I really don't know how much you check this page but if you do just hit me back at HMDs_wildest" thats my e-mail
2005-06-05 11:17:30
how can i e-mail opra with a idea for a show topic
2005-06-09 12:47:28
how can i get my mom on the show
megan lopez
2005-06-10 18:09:05
dear Oprah my name is megan lopez and aver since i was able to know who i wanted to be like i want to be famous i've alway wanted to be apart of movie's.but right now i dont know how to get started because i'm only 12 i know it's yong but i would love to be an actress!!! please Oprah help me get started in the acting buisness please please{plus right now my family dosen't have the money}
Dhestini Taylor
2005-06-27 09:56:25
Opera my question is my birthday is August The 10th. I want ciara and Missy Elliot to come there. So do you think that they come come.I want them to sing loose control.
2005-10-20 12:14:05
2008-05-05 13:25:21
I would love to meet ciara and beyonce one day how cani contact them or is it a way i could win something and fly and see them
Lucy Gamble
2008-03-27 16:34:16
Dear Oprah; My name is Lucy Gamble and I live in Chattanooga, Tennessee. I know you are a very wealthy woman. Tell me. If I was to ask you could I have $10,000, would you give it to me in cash or a check because I could use it. I am asking this question in truthfulness and honesty because I am in serious debt. I work a part time job and I'm barely getting by. Would you, seriously? If I was your cousin, would you let me have it? no jokes. I'm serious!!!
carolyn reavis
2009-08-10 12:16:51
mom is a wonderful person she always had it hard i would love for her to have a make over she always giving never receiving to has had it hard all of her life and i would like to do something special
2012-08-19 19:41:40
Приветствую вас дамы и господа. Я к вам с вопросом, хотя тут вопрос скорее к девушкам. Расскажите какие онлайн журналы для девушек вы читаете? Я например читаю, иногда на космополитан захожу ну и на пикап форумы. А вы?
2013-04-03 16:39:17
Jazz, You are so fortunate to have found yeorsulf at such a young age and have parents and siblings that are so supportive. Your whole life is ahead of you and I'm sure you will stand out in whatever you do. I grew up in a much different era and without the family support I would have needed to be who I really wanted to be . I am now in my 60 s and throughout my lifetime, I have hidden the real me. Please don't get me wrong, I've had a good life and I have a wonderful family, kids and grandkids, but inside I've suffered and I'm sure my happiness has been suppressed. Jazz, you are trully blessed. Have a wonderful life.
2013-04-07 07:22:34
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2014-02-03 12:50:35
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