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Topic: Roy Orbison

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jackson

People talk about their ..:

Psychopathic tendancies

Personality:

Sad

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite era(s):

1950s

Favorite actor(s):

James Dean

Favorite movie(s):

Dead Poets Society

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Listens to:

Buddy Holly, Rock and Roll, Cliff Richard

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave, Starting life again as a baby

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Roy Orbison's widow files lawsuit against documentary companies.

John Fielding,
CEO

Roy Orbison's 1982 performance on "Austin City Limits" was a milestone in the series' 25-year history.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Fortunately for his fans, Roy's legacy lives on under Barbara Orbison's sensitive guidance.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Are you telling me you weren't affected at all when Betty/Diane is weeping and convulsing while Rebekah Del Rio sang Roy Orbison's "Crying" at that midnight club?

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Barbara Orbison Productions and Demon Records worked together to produce a new album of Roy's best loved songs for a release in the UK.
Orbison's was a special talent no better acknowledged than by Bruce Springsteen when inducting Roy into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame in 1987.
Orbison Records just completed a new DVD of Roy's live 1982 performance on famed television program Austin City Limits.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

That creative 12 month period made Roy Orbison's last year on Earth a very happy one.

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