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Topic: Organ

Related:
  Body Organs    Pipe Organ  
  Internal Organs    Organ Donor  
  Organ Music    Organ Donation  
  Human Organs    Organ Transplantation  
  Hammond organ    Organ Transplant  
  Female Genital Organs    Human body has 11 organ  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Vladimir Putin
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Brain
Favorite great thinker(s):Charles Darwin
Favorite composer(s):Johann Sebastian Bach
Starsign:Scorpio,  Virgo,  Cancer
Favorite philosopher(s):Hobbes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Organs are made available for relocation due to church mergers, architectural changes, or even the donation of a new pipe organ.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Organs of State shall actively seek to foster a sense of co-responsibility by developing partnerships with the private sector and civil society in coastal planning and management.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Plural organs are droned and dangled by those tripped events, persons call for the staccato and the finely fibrous and the newly euphuistical.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Kidneys are a pair of bean shaped organs about the size of your stretched palm located between your ribs and the hips in the abdomen near the back.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Hyperglycemia is harmful to all internal organs and tissues and accelerates the aging process by facilitating the formation of chemical bonds between glucose and the proteins found in the body.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All organs come with full manufacturer warranty.
In large organs the keyboards and other controls are built in a separate unit called the console.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Organs and tissues that cannot be used for transplants due to advanced age or disease can often be used to help scientists find cures for serious illnesses.
Researchers are studying ways to develop organs in animals suitable to be transplanted into humans until human organs become available.
The organs must have originated in precursors that were spandrels for some ancestral organism.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Executive electoral organs decide by a majority vote of their members.
Organs of state with which expanding interaction takes place are Parliament and the provincial legislatures.
 
 
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