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Topic: Osama

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  The Times,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  America's Most Wanted
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Is it possible that we do not yet know who masterminded the attack and that we are going after Osama Bin Laden simply because he has a big mouth?
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Osama bin Laden has proven to be as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Osama bin Laden and Al Qaida are from the larger Sunni part of Islam.
Osama Bin Laden is the hero even in Saudi Arabi as noted on a rare look in Saudi Arabia.
Why are Osama bin Laden's followers unable to see that he is not himself attracted into joining the martyrdom bliss of Paradise and the lovely houries?
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Osama bin Laden justifies civilain casualties with USA's own bombings in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Osama bin Laden was only one of countless Muslims used as pawns in our cold-war strategy against the Soviet Union.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Osama Bin Laden is a much easier culprit than, say, the many princes and businessmen from Saudi Arabia who funded his organization.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Osama bin Laden directed his sights on Americans after the Saudi government declined his offer to use Muslim veterans of the Afghan war against the Soviets, for the Gulf War.
Osama bin Laden has provided the Taliban regime with troops, arms and money to fight the Northern Alliance.
Osama Bin Laden has certainly helped the Taliban and the Taliban are protecting him, but he has never been part of the Taliban army.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Osama bin Laden has urged and incited his followers to kill American citizens, in the most unequivocal terms.
 
 
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