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Topic: Oswald

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Most admires:Lee Harvey Oswald
Dream job(s):Comic book artist
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite TV show(s):Sabrina,  Drew Carey Show
Favorite great leader(s):Himmler
Favorite movie(s):Notting Hill,  Stand by Me,  Independence Day
Listens to:Robbie Williams,  Wu-Tang Clan,  Weird Al Yankovic
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Goodbye Best Friend The adventures of a lovable blue octopus, his pet hot dog and a cast of quirky characters who reside in Oswald's hometown - Big City.
Bird Watching The adventures of a lovable blue octopus, his pet hot dog and a cast of quirky characters who reside in Oswald's hometown - Big City.
The Pet Show The adventures of a lovable blue octopus, his pet hot dog and a cast of quirky characters who reside in Oswald's hometown - Big City.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Oswald's Pretender would still work for a listener who had never heard the Parton version, and in a way the Parton version never could.
John Oswald's Pretender and other pieces - all originated from existing copyright recordings but employing radically different techniques - were included on an EP and later a CD, Plunderphonic.
Considering the recent Broadway success of Mary Zimmerman's adaptation of the tales from Ovid, Peter Oswald's London stage-version of Apuleius might also find a large audience in Manhattan.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

On 22nd July the Lisa Harrington School of Drama did three street theatre performances of Dags, Debra Oswald's comedy about teenagers growing up in today's society, in Hungerford.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The death of Joseph Edward Colley, 1902 - 1925, is recorded on the family gravestone in St Oswald's Churchyard, seen here on the right.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

St Oswald's cooked pancakes Swallows and Amazons style on Wildcat (actually Peel) Island on Coniston Water, and then sailing rafted canoes further up the lake.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Bruce Oswald was recently asked to assist the State of Hawaii establish a GIS Coordination program.
Mark Harris,
Priest

St Oswald's Church The parish church, a cruciform church, dedicated to St Oswald, the patron saint of the "North of the Humber" fishermen, stands just above Church Ravine.
All eight names are inscribed on the tablet in St Oswald's Church, shown right, that records the names of those Filey fishermen who perished at at sea and whose bodies were never found.
 
 
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